After Russia-Chechnya war, three people were walking in the countryside:
All were carrying pistols.
A Russian, a Frenchman, and a Chechen.
The Russian pulled out a bottle of Vodka, took only 2 or 3 swallows, threw the bottle into the air and shot it.
He said, "In mother Russia, Vodka is cheep and we have plenty of bottles!"
They walked a little further and the Frenchman pulled out a bottle of fine Champagne.
He too, took only 2 or 3 swallows, threw the bottle into the air and shot it.
He said, "In France we have plenty of the finest Champagne and bottles are very cheep!"
A little further down the trail the Chechen pulled out a warm beer.
He slowly drank all of the beer put the bottle in his pocket, and shot the Russian!
The Chechen said to the Frenchman, "In Chechnya beer is hard to find, bottles are scarce and we have far too many Russians."
© 2007 Chechen Republic Online